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Humorous anecdotes of users creatively misusing computers.

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The Chronicles of George Want to talk about George Hit the discussion boards! What is this site FAQs About George The Goods Navigation Page Jump to Page 1 George Forums Keeper's Blog Index Archive Welcome to the Chronicles of George. This web site is a collection of helpdesk tickets gleaned from the support database of my previous job. I was employed there for twenty months, and during that ...

Everybody loves a good laugh... I've made this list of Computer Humor for all you computer crazed out there. I didn't make these up, but picked them up from different locations. Enjoy! #include std.disclaimer Songs / Poems B Write in C The Times Are Changin' American Pie - Hacker Style Eleanor Rigby - Hacker Style From Dr. Suess ... Core Dumped Blues The system's gonna crash Song ...

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Dictionary of Computing A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ... Backspace - The most used key on the keyboard ... Linuxitus - An odd ailment, now known to cause irrational hatred of Microsoft. ... RAM - What you do when the plug won't quite fit into the socket. Articles Melissa: One among thousands - The number of times I've had the Good Times virus warning and its clones arrive ...

What do you do with an obsolete SGI Challenge DM Make a refrigerator out of it off course!

For family members, it's often the most difficult and painful decision they will face: to accept that a loved one -- a parent, a spouse, perhaps a sibling -- is technologically impaired and should no longer be allowed to live independently, or come near a computer or electronic device without direct supervision. The time has come to place that loved one into the care of an Assisted Computing ...

CD-ROM's in the Microwave What do you do with obsolete CD-ROM's I cook mine in a microwave oven. Directions Place CD-ROM on a small paper cup in the center of the oven. The CD-ROM should be at least an inch above the bottom of the oven and far from the sides. Turn out the room lights for best visual effects. Caution! be ready to stop the oven when the CD-ROM starts to smoke. The smoke smells ...

Dan's Data T-shirts! Dan's recommended reading list How To Destroy Your Computer Originally published in Australian Personal Computer Magazine, January 1998. Last updated 04/04/02. Give Dan some money! (and no-one gets hurt) Search Dan's Data Search WWW This page has, for difficult-to-fathom reasons, won some awards. Here are three of the less cheesy ones: PC Computing Site of the Day, May 25th ...

Reality. What a concept. Bytes. Bit by bit. Confused So is Ron Enderland. C'mon in and catch up on the Bald Guy's take on this whole computing thing. Maybe you'll find that reality doesn't byte. It's actually kind of funny! Check out these great Reality Bytes articles! The newest articles are at the top, the oldest at the bottom. Unresolved Rivalries Synchronization It's Not a Flaw, It's a ...

THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0 From NutWorks, the former Bitnet humour group Submitted-by: claudio@amsoft.imp.com (Claudio Nieder, Uster, Switzerland) Preface: 06.16.89 This test was conceived and written by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas at the end of the spring semester, 1989. It has gone through many revisions prior to this initial release, and will undoubtedly go through many more.

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The Amish have a Laptop! How are they getting on the Internet Come here to find out. DD-Parodies:The Best Parody Site on the Web. We poke fun at everything. Visit us to see our Pork n Beanie Babies, CyberTan, Amish Laptop and more ...

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Creative Uses for Obsolete Technology For about a year, ITAC ran a contest that awarded an evolution Mouse-Trak to anyone who submitted a creative use for obsolete technology. The following are the winners plus some of our own examples. Use #1 Old Mouse as a Puppy toy Use #2 Helmet submitted by Brian Bauder Use #3 35mm Carousel as a Fondue Tray Use #4 Video Game Player as a Bird Feeder Use #5 ...

Artificial Intelligence Koans (Contributed by scott@vidox.com) A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on. Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly: You can not fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong. Knight turned the machine off and on. The machine worked. One day a student came to Moon and ...

PLEASE SPAM ME! Let's face it -- spam is the anti-Christ. Not the imitation ham, but the junk e-mail that floods our boxes every day. I was never really bothered very much by spam until I checked my Juno mail for the first time in a couple of months -- 130 new messages, EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS SPAM. So, through Juno and simply having my name out there on the Internet, I have gotten some downright ...

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Step right up and let Mr. Carpio educate and rid you of your computer woes! Below are tried and true prescriptions for computer blues and frustrations actually posted on the Net. If you ever have computer problems -- who doesn't -- then perhaps my solutions may just hold some answers. Copying programs to diskette in Windows 95. Turning off computers when not in use. Home PC buying advice. A ...

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