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Buy it before you snuff it' Features Articles from recent issues of The Oldie. A RIGHT ROYAL HOW-D'YE-DO *NEW* Patrick Newley brought old queens Quentin Crisp and Dougie Byng together, and watched the fur fly. MORE CROC HORROR! Never smile at a crocodile if you're in the company of Nicholas Wollaston. Two men did, and two men died... MORE INSIDE ENOCH Documentary-maker Michael Cockerell got to ...

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