Hundreds of quotes from America's most partisan journalist on many issues and people, plus many sections relating Rather's many weird experiences.

THE DAN RATHER SIMILE QUIZ by Ari Voukydis 1. According to Dan Rather, many of the candidates' projected leads: melted faster than ice cream in a microwave. vanished faster than Jimmy Hoffa. were cut down like mice in a rotary mower. shrunk like my nutsack in a bucket full of Icy-Hot. 2. According to Dan Rather, the election, overall, floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee. had more ...