Tonight's Guests : Tom Cruise, Flatlanders Weeknights: 11:30pm ET/PT Top Ten Responsibilities Of The U.S. Army's 3rd Infantry Regiment (Old Guard) 10. After helicopter takes off from the south lawn, straightening up any patio furniture that blew over (Private First Class, Brandon Dunnaback) 9. Settling disputes between the second and the fourth infantry (Private First Class, Joshua Brooks) 8.

David Lettermans' * Guest Appearence * Hug Remarks Top Ten David welcomes his guests with a hug and a simultaneous remark in their ear. You gave us your version of what David Letterman is saying. The Top Ten welcome remarks of David Letterman to his guests is: Ignore the person under the desk, she's an intern. My jokes sucks, but make sure that you laugh anyway Give me a hint - I've forgotten why ...