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Canonical List of Answering Machine Messages Machine Theme Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it's not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does... How do you leave a message on this thing I can't understand the instructions. Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens ...