- Six People. Six Lies. One Internet. Copyright 1995 Nobody Knows I'm a Dog is a full-length play about six people who are unable to connect to other people IRL. They find the courage to socialize by joining a singles newsgroup on the Internet, taking comfort in the fact that they won't be seen, though instead of facing what prevents them from connecting, they choose to hide behind lies and ...alandavidperkins.com/nkiad