BeakySite: Good For What Ails Ya. I can hear you all now... OK, I'll bite. What in the name of all that is holy is this place And I am glad you asked! This site is dedicated to the slightly worrying, but extremely wholesome and endearing, Captain Beaky (and his band). It's... er... one of those things you really have to experience for yourself. Those of us who were raised on Beaky are ...