- Ze sveedish chef page, Bork Bork Bork What is the swedish chef Remember the muppets, well the swedish chef is the same swedish chef from the classic T.V. program. (put ze cheeken in de oven). The encheferizer is a program written by John Hagerman that converts ASCII text to mock swedish. To view this page translated in mock swedish click here. To view this page in normal text click here. The ...www.almac.co.uk/chef/chef/chef.html