Jungle Cruise Jokes Last updated January 10, 1998 The Jungle Cruise is one of my favorite attractions, mainly because I enjoy it when a skipper can think of good jokes within an attraction that, at face value, is pretty hokey. The list of jokes that follow are not the funniest that I have heard or read. It started off as a list posted to the (now defunct) newsgroup rec.arts.disney in 1995 by Tom ...