- Twelve months with Ian Roberts by John Burfitt (Outrage, August 1996) Back to Articles So what's he really like If I had a dollar for every time I have been asked that question over the past twelve months, I wouldn't be writing this story. I would be lounging on the beach of a tropical Queensland island - my own. But, alas, no one paid up, they just asked and asked and asked. The he they have ...www.timbomb.net/ian/12months.html