FunKY FelD$te!N Family Welcome to our page. We are the Funky Feldsteins! The head of the family is Seymour, not only is he the father, the husband, the accountant, and the main provider, but he also pays for this fun page. Next is Miriam, the mother, the wife, the crafter, the calligrapher, and the family boss. Then there is Stephen, the son, the brother, the photographer, Crime Scene ...