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The Random Groucho Marx Quotes Page. Shows a new Groucho Marx quote at random when you visit the page or press a button ...

Lightbulb Jokes at Random. A collection of quotable jokes ...

The Sammy Server The Sammy Server will serve up random quotes from What Makes Sammy Run by Budd Schulberg. (review of book) Get a quote from The Sammy Server Search The Sammy Server Note: Lynx, and possibly some other browsers, will not generate a new quote each time you load this page. To refer to your favorite quote, use the URL: http://www.emailman.com/books/sammy/sammy.cgi x, replacing x ...

Ayn Rand Says... You have no choice about the necessity to integrate your observations, your experiences, your knowledge into abstract ideas, i.e., into principles. Your only choice is whether these principles are true or false, whether they represent your conscious, rational convictions - or a grab-bag of notions snatched at random, whose sources, validity, context and consequences you do not ...

By L. Fitzgerald Sj berg Speak to me, O blood Surrender your silver desires Take with you my desires My darkness. --Anonymous ...

Somewhere , said Father Vittorini, did Blake not speak of the Machineries of Joy That is, did not God promote environments, then intimidate these Natures by provoking the existence of flesh, toy men and women, such as are we all And thus happily sent forth, at our best, with good grace and fine wit, on calm noons, in fair climes, are we not God's Machineries of Joy If Blake said that , said ...