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Happy Holidaze! 'Tis the season to be jolly, right Well, what better way to celebrate than with some Doggy Style holiday columns, the perfect gift when you care enough to offend the very best.... Christmas Thanksgiving New Year's Valentine's Day Christmas I'm Beginning to Shop a Lot Like Christmas New for 2001! Christmas is going to be different this year. Not just because the outside of every ...

Featuring original Christmas stories that will leave you believing that miracles happen and dreams come true, plus lots of other Christmas stories and poems, an interactive Christmas story and so much more!

Christmas with a humorous twist. Share your Christmas catastrophes, the most useless gift you've ever received and more! Even send an electronic Christmas card!

No force on earth can stop one hundred Santas!.

A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas by Elise Lewis 1997 Be sure to read down to Day 12 On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me The Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights ...

Comedy Bytes! Christmas Funnies A Computer Christmas Twas a Star Trek Christmas Twas The Night Before The Finals A Sysops Night Before Christmas Al Bundy's Christmas Eve Twas a Florida Christmas Return to ...

Santa dancing a jig with friends with a HIDDEN suprise ...

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Merry Christmas this is the 1999 model A new solution to a pressing problem: what to do with all those worthless CDs from our friends at AOL, Microsoft et. al. We all regret the shift from Recyclable floppy disks to otherwise-useless CDROMs. Useless until now.. This 1999 model is a real 3-d tree, which uses a lot more CDs, and also is a lot harder to design and build than the original 1997 model.

Sophos campaigns to save Christmas elves from cruelty.

The Twelve Days of Headache (john quill taylor, 12/97) On the First Day of Headache, My Doctor Gave To Me, Some Snake Oil in an IV. On the Second Day of Headache, My Doctor Gave To Me, Two Hurtful Drubs, ... On the Third Day of Headache, My Doctor Gave To Me, Three Fringed Hints, ... On the Fourth Day of Headache, My Doctor Gave To Me, Four Sounds Absurd, ... On the Fifth Day of Headache, My Doctor ...

12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition 12 Days of Christmas Memo 12 Days of Christmas, A Letter Al Bundy's Christmas Eve Have A Microsoft Christmas Parents Night Before Christmas Scientific Night before Christmas Tex-Mex Night Before Christmas The Byte Before Christmas The Effect Of Inflation On Santa The Night before Christmas for Moms The Week Before Christmas Twas The (Politically Correct) ...

Santa Makes Christmas a Disaster It all began early this fall. An agent from the FBI was sent to the North Pole to investigate the lifestyle of Santa Claus. What he found was astonishing and shocking. Full Story More Stories Jim Gray interviews Claus Saddam backs Claus Santa linked with Monica Comet caught in conspiracy Is Santa innocent Cupid hijacks plane Vicious Vixen arrested Mrs.Claus ...

Reindeer Liberation Front ...

YES, VIRGINA, EXPLORER IS PART OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM With apologies to Francis P. Church and the New York Sun. We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time out great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of Net Detours: Dear Net Detours, I am Attorney General. Some of my friends in the Justice Department say ...

The Cheap-Suit Santas hit Portland New photos from the 1998 Santa Rampage. On Friday, December 13th, 1996, somewhere around 100 Santa Clauses descended on Portland looking for a good time. Why come to Portland What better place to look for reindeer than the city of rain What better place to wear red than the city of roses Was Portland ready for us You be the judge. So you better watch out!

Have you ever wondered what it's like up at the North Pole We thought it would be nice to show you a typical day in the life of Santa C. And what better day to see than Christmas Eve The day when it all comes together, when the smooth operation we call Christmas finally clicks, and everyone gets what they want... Or do they Every year one of the toys is just a little more popular than the ...

The Adult Version of 'The Night Before Christmas' 'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I ...

Corporate Takeover by S. Claus and North Pole Enterprises ...

A fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun for 18 December 1998. Updated every WEEKDAY. It's an undeniable, repeatedly proven American fact: Hype annihilates enthusiasm. And yet, year after year, the tinsel and faux gifts and tackily clad elves are rolled out and dusted off and assembled unattractively, much to the chagrin of hundreds of thousands of hapless shoppers nationwide. And year after year, ...

YUPPIE CHRISTMAS... 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru' the condo, Not a creature was stirring whose car had known Bondo. The Gucci's were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that the neighbors would notice them there. The dependents were nestled, all snug in their beds While Porsches and charge accounts danced in their heads And my dove and I, watching T.V. cable stations Had ...

A Babylon Five Christmas (with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore) 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through B-Five, We were all stuggling To keep our best hope alive. The fighters were hung In the hangers with care, In case any Shadows Appeared from thin air. The Aliens were hiding All scared in their quarters, While visions of holocaust Raced 'cross their borders. With Susan and Michael, ...

Admit it. You've always wanted to send out a family newsletter at Christmas. Maybe it was so you could keep your friends up to date. Perhaps it was to save money on long distance phone calls. But most likely it was because you wanted to avenge those people who keep sending you their insipid newsletters even though you return them year after year marked Died--Left No Forwarding Address . The ...

Published by City Farmer, Canada's Office of Urban Agriculture Christmas Worms By Julie Gordon 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. I lay still beside him until I heard a snore, then I slipped from the bed and out through the door. I crept up the hallway and down the front stair; I tiptoed to the living room to see what was ...

Need ink to print out Santa Go here! Balloons make great gifts for almost anyone! This is my page ....... WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!! I KISS YOU LIKE BOWL FULL OF JELY !!!!! I like music , I have many many musicenstrumans my home I can play I like sport , swiming , sking , tenis , motocycle , walk ......... I have good hang time ....... Weekend out with SANTAS HELPERS !!!!!!!! I like sex , ...

Jason's 1997 Christmas Creation(Enjoy!!!!!) Scroll to the bottom to see the best top ten list that was sent in!!! Top Ten Reasons Why Christmas is the Best Holiday: Getting drunk and passing out under the Christmas tree My dad's farts get overtaken by the smell of the Christmas tree Presents Family is usually happy (sometimes) No work Getting drunk and peeing on the neighbor's lawn Dressing dogs ...

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News flash: Aliens run into Santa on Christmas Eve! Santa's reindeer appear to be in satisfactory condition after making ...

The 12 Days of Christmas (Local Style) Numbah One day of Christmas, my tutu give to me One mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Two day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Two coconut, an' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Tree day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Tree dry squid, two coconut, An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree. Numbah Foah day of Christmas, my tutu give to me Foah ...