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The Adult Version of 'The Night Before Christmas' 'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I ...

YUPPIE CHRISTMAS... 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru' the condo, Not a creature was stirring whose car had known Bondo. The Gucci's were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that the neighbors would notice them there. The dependents were nestled, all snug in their beds While Porsches and charge accounts danced in their heads And my dove and I, watching T.V. cable stations Had ...

A Babylon Five Christmas (with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore) 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through B-Five, We were all stuggling To keep our best hope alive. The fighters were hung In the hangers with care, In case any Shadows Appeared from thin air. The Aliens were hiding All scared in their quarters, While visions of holocaust Raced 'cross their borders. With Susan and Michael, ...

Published by City Farmer, Canada's Office of Urban Agriculture Christmas Worms By Julie Gordon 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. I lay still beside him until I heard a snore, then I slipped from the bed and out through the door. I crept up the hallway and down the front stair; I tiptoed to the living room to see what was ...

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News flash: Aliens run into Santa on Christmas Eve! Santa's reindeer appear to be in satisfactory condition after making ...