For people who Really, Really HATE mayonnaise, The Worldwide I Hate Mayonnaise Club is for you. Formed in 1988 by Hawaii newspaper columnist Charles Memminger, we are dedicated to making Earth a mayo-free zone and having fun doing it!
Brought to you by: Ketchup is Philosophically Unsound He's here....but he's not sure why...The Gouty Weasel I hold a position that is fairly unpopular amongst my friends, but I stick by it all the same. There is no need for ketchup in our society. This isn't to say that it doesn't taste good, that it doesn't look good, and that it doesn't serve the all-important function of adding lubrication to ...
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Margarine is an Abomination Don't know what to do with that extra pound of butter in the fridge Try This! OK, here I go again. Yes, I've already ranted about ketchup. Yes, I have gone into great detail explaining the virtues of fat, and how realizing those virtues can lead to a better economy. But I feel that this, too must be said. If ketchup is philosophically unsound, margarine is an ...
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