My critics say that my writings are an offense to moral decency and Christian civilization. While in fact it is their autocratic regime, rife with a paterfamilias ethic that is the offense. I humbly suggest to them: get bent. Emily Chesley, 1904, London, Ontario (addressing the first Canadian Congress of Speculationists) Our Mansion of Chesleyan Studies Emily reads from the latest work. New ...

Humorous lampooning of English literature via ultra-condensation.