Win95 vs Jesus Christ If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be Let's compare Windows 95 against another saviour, Jesus of Nazareth: Jesus Windows 95 Can walk on water Can crawl on a 486. Sits in ...
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YES, VIRGINA, EXPLORER IS PART OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM With apologies to Francis P. Church and the New York Sun. We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time out great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of Net Detours: Dear Net Detours, I am Attorney General. Some of my friends in the Justice Department say ...
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