- Welcome to Gooeynet! John Frech. Brown hair, blue eyes, pink tongue. Husband, father, still a kid. Outgoing, motivated, silly, insomniac. Non-drinker, non-smoker, omnivore. Freelancer, designer, programmer, multimedia enthusiast, goat owner (used to be). If you are interested in my services give me a call! ...www.gooeynet.com