- 2001-2002 Subscription Season Main Stage Shows Studio Shows * Now Showing * Knuckles and Crunch on the Main Stage Fool For Love in the Studio Welcome to Theatre Rhinoceros, the nation's longest-running lesbian, gay, bi-sexual & transgender theatre company. To order tickets call: 415-861-5079 Artistic Director - Doug Holsclaw Managing Director - John Simpson Technical Director - Dave Gardner Box ...therhino.org