Howdy, folks! A tip of our hats and a big old roll out of the fancy red carpet, welcomin' ya to Lancaster, home of Wild Bill's world famous meat snacks. Take off your boots and stay a spell. Come visit me at Calamity's Saloon and I'll spill the beans about Wild Bill's meat snacks that can make a mouth water at twenty paces. And if that works up an appetite, mosey in to Wild Bill's General Store ...