- Seymour Skinner File Created by Dave Sweatt Maintained by Paul Campa Profile PA Announcements Vietnam Flashbacks Giving Bart Detention Skinner's love of rules and order Dealing with his Mother Dealing with Superintendent Chalmers Skinner's Lunchroom Keeping Busy Profile What kind of little boy has a tea set I think we both know the answer to that. A lucky boy! Facts Full name is W. Seymour ...www.snpp.com/guides/seymour.html