- Smithers' Sexuality Version 2.2 Created by Dave Hall Contributions from Dale G. Abersold Maintained by Peter Hedlund (Note some observations were edited for this document.) INTRODUCTION Whether be it gay, burnsexual, or a sycophantic side-kick, Smithers' sexual preference is often debated on alt.tv.simpsons. Although it is unlikely the writers will ever give us a open confession, the following ...www.snpp.com/guides/smithers.sexuality.html