LIGHT is the only magazine available in this country devoted exclusively to light verse, satire, cartoons, parodies, and word-play. ...

Funny poems and poetry. Whether you're a poet or not, submit your funny poem or choose from 50 categories - twisted romantic love poems, silly birthday, wedding or humorous poems.

Alien Limerick Generator You probably don't want to hear about the sordid history of such an item, but I'll tell you anyway ... Once upon a time, there was YakMUSH. And we were sitting around chatting one day, about Ellen and Jim's idea for a new MUSH, when Ellen produced this list of syllables she'd grabbed and proposed to use for the language of one of the races on the new site. That list ...

The Limerick Special Interest Group Box 365 Moffett CA 94035 Limericks Have Dirty Feet The Limerick SIG is a Special Interest Group which is open to everyone. Membership in this club is $20 per year . Contributions of limericks (naughty or nice), book reviews, and limerick related articles are encouraged. Doctor Limerick, the editor of The Pentatette (the monthly newsletter of the SIG) is always ...

Toilets by T.S. Eliot Let us go then, to the john, Where the toilet seat waits to be sat upon Like a lover's lap perched upon ceramic; Let us go, through doors that do not always lock, Which means you ought to knock Lest opening one reveal a soul within Who'll shout, Stay out! Did you not see my shin, Framed within the gap twixt floor and stall No, I did not see that at all. That is not what ...

Poems on Jane Austen Return to Jane Austen Info page Table of contents Return to Jane Austen's Writings Thanks to the folks on AUSTEN-L for pointing out some of these poems. (Poems by Jane Austen are also available.) James Austen. James Edward Austen. George Howard. G. K. Chesterton. Rudyard Kipling. W. H. Auden. Anne Stevenson. Mary Holtby Danny Yee (off-site). Katha Pollit. Patricia Shepherd.

Lear Limericks & Literature Lesson Plan available from Castlemoyle Books ...

PageBUILDERS, Inc. Customized Websites presents Limerick o' the Day Ah, the Limerick. The Rodney Dangerfield of poetry. A five line stanza in spondaic hexameter, alternating with amphibrachs and amphimacers. (huh ) First seen in 1846, in London, in Edward Lear's Book of Nonsense. Limericks proudly broke into what had been the one, unbroachable frontier in proper English society: smut. They are ...

Philosophical Clerihews Ronald de Sousa An Eleatic May not be an Attic But could be the back door To the ground floor. Epicurus wasn't curious: All his leisure was devoted to pleasure. Being a Stoic Wasn't so heroic If you thot About it a lot. When Lucretius Got facetious, He'd shout: The Atom Will get'em! When Aristotle Took to the bottle He could scarcely pursue An end in view. If Cato Had ...

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