Absurd, weird and wacky patents, mainly from the UK Patent Office. Featuring the useless inventions of Arthur Pedrick. And links to serious patent information.

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Strange, interesting, bizarre, inexplicable, wacky, useful, and sometimes just plain perverted patents, issued from the U.S. and around the world, updated every week! Last Update: July 23, 2002 6406462 Lap Dance Liner The perfect way to avoid those tell-tale post-bachelor-party stains. If you'd like to receive the Patent of the Week via email, just drop me a line. ARCHIVE Since 1790, a member of ...

The Lawnmower Men It started out innocently enough. A couple of guys who had some spare time on their hands. But by the time they were done, they had spent several hours and about $200. The results Well, see for yourself. It's amazing what 17 cans of spray paint and a lucky find off of Ebay will do for you. We didn't do anything to add to the performance of this machine, besides getting new ...