PHONE CALLS TO MOE'S (with replies when made) Most of the quotes are laid out as follows: Episode number (Episode name) Person calling and others listening in How Moe calls for the person If anybody in the bar responds, who said what (usually, everybody in the bar laughs, except in 8F08) What Moe says when he realizes it's the crank caller Moe's response to the caller 7G01 (Some Enchanted ...

The various interesting things Bart Simpson has written on the blackboard and many other interesting forwards ...

There is always the mute button I will not waste chalk I will not aim for the head I will not skateboard in the halls I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not burp in class I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I will not instigate revolution I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge I will not draw naked ladies in class I will not conduct my own fire drills I did not see Elvis I ...