The various interesting things Bart Simpson has written on the blackboard and many other interesting forwards ...

There is always the mute button I will not waste chalk I will not aim for the head I will not skateboard in the halls I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not burp in class I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I will not instigate revolution I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge I will not draw naked ladies in class I will not conduct my own fire drills I did not see Elvis I ...